I finally saw an episode of American Idol. I now can see why it's so addictive. That nasty Simon! That pouty Paula! That black guy who didn't register enough for me to remember his name! And Kenny Loggins! What the hell are you doing in Las Vegas, on that show, as guest judge? You're too nice for catty deprecation. And why couldn't we see you do Elvis too?
I could beat out most of those losers. Tomorrow I'm on the bus for Cleveland, for next week's auditions. I'll do the theme-song from the Drew Carey Show. I know it: I'm the next American Idol.
Posted by jeb at January 26, 2005 10:32 PM | TrackBack