At the beginning of a new school semester, attach a pen to the spiral binding of a notebook. See how long you can keep it there. Beware whom you lend it to--many people are notorious passive-aggressive pen stealers!
If you manage to keep the pen, with the notebook to which the pen was originally assigned, your university English department will gold plate it for you. Check in with your dean about it. There are just a few forms to fill out...
Posted by jeb at September 14, 2004 11:17 PM | TrackBack