Trim your fingernails with your eyes closed. Bonus points for doing so while intoxicated. More bonus points for using only your teeth.
Players will be judged on lack of cuticles and perfect half-moon cuts. Also on how deftly dirt is removed in the process of cutting the nails.
The prize will be a reliquary containing the clipped fingernail slice of a major celebrity, to be named later.
Posted by jeb at August 26, 2004 2:15 PM | TrackBack